Being Stupid Isn't A Crime

But maybe advertising it ought to be!

On Monday evening, my family went to a local eatery that hosts a weekly cruise night. As we were wandering around looking at the cars, a car pulled in. I read the writing on the driver's side rear window, it said, "If its too loud your too old (sic)." Now, ignoring the fact that sticking letters on the window is illegal (well, it makes operating the vehicle illegal) and the fact that what he's saying is offensive, he obviously doesn't know English very well. Take another look at that statement, it should be: ""If it's too loud, you're too old." Pretty impressive, three errors in seven (nine if you count contractions as two) words. I know if I was a cop and had stopped this dope, he'd get the ticket.

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